It’s not enough that it actually moves. Outrageous is what we want. The preposterous. The ostentatious. Your soapbox should be an extension of you, so have fun when you design it. Be wild. Be crazy. Be anything you want. Just not ordinary.

Not to state the obvious, but this event is, first and foremost, a race. So the fastest one across the finish line is definitely going to be looked favorably upon. And you actually have to cross the finish line with the vehicle.

We said the first one to cross the finish line will be looked favorably upon. We didn’t say they’d win. Speed is nothing without a little personality. OK, a lot of personality. So wow us with your stage routine, impress us with your charisma and of course, dazzle us with your showmanship.